The Sorcerer’s Apprentice: Fantasy Wish Fulfillment for Nerds Everywhere
• July 20, 2010 • 1 CommentPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Alfred Molina, Alice Krige, Balthazar, Jay Baruchel, Jerry Bruckheimer, Jon Turteltaub, Merlin, Monica Bellucci, Morgana, Nic Cage, Nicolas Cage, Omar Benson Miller, sorcerer, sorcery, Teresa Palmer, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Toby Kebbell
The A-Team: More Like The B Minus Team
• June 18, 2010 • Leave a CommentPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Agent Lynch, B.A. Baracus, Bradley Cooper, Brian Bloom, CIA, Faceman Peck, Hannibal Smith, Jason Patric, Jerry Bruckheimer, Jessica Biel, Joe Carnahan, Liam Neeson, Lynch, Mad Dog Murdock, Nikki Finke, Patrick Wilson, Quinton Jackson, Rampage Jackson, Sharlto Copley, Sylvain White, The A-Team, The Losers
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time: Insert Pun About Wanting To Turn Back Time And Never See This Film Here
• June 3, 2010 • 4 CommentsPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Alfred Molina, Ben Kingsley, Gemma Arteton, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jerry Bruckheimer, Mike Newell, Prince of Persia, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, videogame movies, videogames
G-Force: If It Walks In Poop, And It Talks About Poop, It Must Be…
• July 24, 2009 • 3 CommentsPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Bill Nighy, Blaster, Darwin, G-Force, Gabriel Casseus, guinea pigs, Hoyt Yeatman, Hurley, Jack Conley, Jerry Bruckheimer, Jon Favreau, Juarez, Kelli Garner, mole, Nicolas Cage, Penelope Cruz, Sam Rockwell, Speckles, Steve Buscemi, The Wibberleys, Tracy Morgan, Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: A List of Compliments For Michael Bay
• June 25, 2009 • 19 CommentsPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Autobots, Bumblebee, Decepticons, Devin Faraci, Isabel Lucas, Jerry Bruckheimer, Jetfire, John Turturro, Josh Duhamel, Julie White, Kevin Dunn, Megan Fox, Megatron, Michael Bay, Mudflaps, Nicholas Barber, Optimus Prime, Racism, racist movies, racist stereotypes, Ramon Rodriguez, Shia LaBeouf, Skins, The Fallen, Transformers, Transformers 2, Transformers 2 review, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen review, Tyrese Gibson
Netflix Recommendation: The Island (Bay, 2005)
• June 23, 2009 • 6 CommentsPosted in Netflix Recommendation
Tags: Alex Kurtzman, Djimon Hounsou, Ethan Phillips, Ewan MacGregor, Jerry Bruckheimer, Michael Bay, Michael Clarke Duncan, Roberto Orci, Scarlett Johansson, Sean Bean, Steve Buscemi, The Island, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
20 Movies You Can’t Miss This Summer
• April 28, 2009 • 2 CommentsPosted in The Thoughts of Russell Hainline
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