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Mini-Reviews: Red 2, Turbo, R.I.P.D.

• July 22, 2013 • 4 Comments

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Anthony Hopkins, Bill Hader, Bruce Willis, Byung-hun Lee, David Thewlis, Devin Ratray, Helen Mirren, James Hong, Jeff Bridges, John Malkovich, Kevin Bacon, Luis Guzman, Marisa Miller, Mary Louise Parker, Maya Rudolph, Michael Pena, Mike O'Malley, Neal McDonough, Paul Giamatti, R.I.P.D., Red 2, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds sucks, Samuel L. Jackson, Snoop Dogg, Stephanie Szostak, Turbo

Mini-Reviews: Warm Bodies and John Dies at the End

• February 1, 2013 • 12 Comments

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: 50/50, Annaleigh Tipton, Bubba Ho-Tep, Chase Williamson, Clancy Brown, Dave Franco, Don Coscarelli, Doug Jones, Film, John Dies at the End, John Malkovich, Jonathan Levine, movies, Nicholas Hoult, Paul Giamatti, Rob Corddry, Rob Mayes, Romantic comedy, Teresa Palmer, The Wackness, Warm Bodies, zombie, zombies

Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Not Much More Than Meets The Eye

• June 30, 2011 • 4 Comments

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Andy Daly, Bumblebee, Frances McDormand, Hasbro, Hugo Weaving, John Malkovich, John Turturro, Josh Duhamel, Ken Jeong, Leonard Nimoy, Megatron, Michael Bay, Optimus Prime, Patrick Dempsey, Peter Cullen, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sam Witwicky, Sentinel Prime, Shia LaBoeuf, Shockwave, Transformers, Transformers 3, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Tyrese

Why The Golden Globes Are A Sad Joke

• December 14, 2010 • 5 Comments

Posted in Listmania, The Thoughts of Russell Hainline
Tags: 127 Hours, 2010 nominations, 2010 nominees, Aaron Johnson, Academy Award nominations, Academy Awards, Alexandre Desplat, Alice in Wonderland, Andrew Garfield, Angelina Jolie, Animated film, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Animated Film, Best Comedy, Best Drama, Best Picture, Black Swan, Breaking Bad, Burlesque, Cher, Chris Colfer, Christina Aguilera, Cyrus, Danny Boyle, Danny Elfman, Dinner For Shmucks, Eli Wallach, Ewan MacGregor, Four Lions, Glee, Golden Globe nominations, Golden Globes, Golden Globes 2010, Golden Globes nominees, Gordon Gekko, Helen Mirren, HFPA, Hitchcock, Hollywood Foreign Press, How To Train Your Dragon, I Love You Phillip Morris, Inception, Iron Man 2, It's Kind Of A Funny Story, James Franco, Jane Lynch, Jim Carrey, John C. Reilly, John Malkovich, Johnny Depp, Kick-Ass, Knight and Day, Lea Michele, Matthew Morrison, Michael Cera, Michael Douglas, Never Let Me Go, nominations, nominees, Olivia Williams, Oscar buzz, Oscars, Pierce Brosnan, RED, Riz Ahmed, Robert Downey Jr., Rotten Tomatoes, sad joke, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Shutter Island, Slumdog Millionaire, Steve Carell, Tangled, The Fighter, The Ghost Writer, The Kids Are All Right, The King's Speech, The Other Guy, The Other Guys, The Social Network, The Tourist, The Town, The Walking Dead, The Wire, Tim Burton, Tom Cruise, Toy Story 3, Ty Burrell, Wall Street 2, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, Will Ferrell, Youth in Revolt, Zach Galifianakis

Red: Old Dogs Doing New Tricks

• October 20, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Brian Cox, Bruce Willis, Ernest Borgnine, Helen Mirren, John Malkovich, Karl Urban, Mary Louise Parker, Morgan Freeman, Rebecca Pidgeon, RED, Richard Dreyfuss, Robert Schwentke, Warren Ellis

Jonah Hex: It’s Bad… But Not as Bad as the Hype

• June 30, 2010 • 1 Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Aidan Quinn, box office disaster, box office flop, cowboys, disaster, failure, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, John Gallagher Jr., John Malkovich, Josh Brolin, Malkovich, Megan Fox, Michael Fassbender, Michael Shannon, Wes Bentley, Western, Will Arnett

Burn After Reading: The Coens’ Continued Plea For People to Stop Stealing

• October 15, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Brad Pitt, Burn After Reading, Coen Brothers, Comedy, Frances McDormand, George Clooney, JK Simmons, John Malkovich, The Coen Brothers, Tilda Swinton