The Lone Ranger: Don’t Believe The Negative Hype On This Fun Ride
• July 11, 2013 • 4 CommentsPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Armie Hammer, Barry Pepper, critics, Disney, Film, flop, Gore Verbinski, Harry Treadaway, Helena Bonham Carter, James Badge Dale, James Frain, Johnny Depp, Lone Ranger, Matt Zoller Seitz, Ruth Wilson, Silver, Stephen Root, The Lone Ranger, Tom Wilkinson, Tonto, Wendigo, Western, William Fichtner, William Tell Overture
Mini-Reviews: Headhunters, Dark Shadows, Get the Gringo
• May 22, 2012 • 3 CommentsPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Adrian Grunberg, Aksel Hennie, Barnabas Collins, Bella Heathcote, Chloe Moretz, Coen Brothers, Dark Shadows, Eva Green, Film, Get The Gringo, Headhunters, Helena Bonham Carter, How I Spent My Summer Vacation, Jackie Earle Haley, Johnny Depp, Jonny Lee Miller, Mel Gibson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Morten Tyldum, movies, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Peter Stormare, Swedish film, Tim Burton, vampire film, vampires
21 Jump Street: This Terrific Comedy Shoots To Kill
• March 18, 2012 • 3 CommentsPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: 21 Jump Street, Brie Larson, Channing Tatum, Chris Miller, Chris Parnell, Clone High, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Dakota Johnson, Dave Franco, Ice Cube, Johnny Depp, Jonah Hill, Michael Bacall, Nick Offerman, Phil Lord, Phil Lord and Chris Miller, Rob Riggle, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Mini-Reviews: Midnight in Paris, The Hangover 2, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
• May 29, 2011 • 2 CommentsPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Adrien Brody, Astrid Berges-Frisbey, Bradley Cooper, Carla Bruni, Corey Stoll, Dame Judi Dench, Ed Helms, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane, Jamie Chung, John Cassavetes, Johnny Depp, Judi Dench, Kathy Bates, Keith Richards, Ken Jeong, Ken Jeong's penis, Kurt Fuller, Marion Cotillard, Mason Lee, Michael Sheen, Midnight in Paris, Mimi Kennedy, Mr. Chow, Nick Cassavetes, Owen Wilson, Paul Giamatti, Penelope Cruz, Pirates 4, Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, Rachel McAdams, Richard Griffiths, Rob Marshall, Sam Claflin, The Hangover 2, The Hangover Part 2, Todd Phillips, transvestites, Wolfpack, Woody Allen, Zach Galifianakis
Rango: This Chameleon Doesn’t Blend In– It’s a Standout
• March 27, 2011 • 1 CommentPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Alex Manugian, Alfred Molina, animated films, best animated films, Bill Nighy, Gore Verbinski, Harry dean Stanton, Ian Abercrombie, Isla Fisher, Johnny Depp, Rango, Ray Winstone, Stephen Root, Timothy Olyphant
Why The Golden Globes Are A Sad Joke
• December 14, 2010 • 5 CommentsPosted in Listmania, The Thoughts of Russell Hainline
Tags: 127 Hours, 2010 nominations, 2010 nominees, Aaron Johnson, Academy Award nominations, Academy Awards, Alexandre Desplat, Alice in Wonderland, Andrew Garfield, Angelina Jolie, Animated film, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Animated Film, Best Comedy, Best Drama, Best Picture, Black Swan, Breaking Bad, Burlesque, Cher, Chris Colfer, Christina Aguilera, Cyrus, Danny Boyle, Danny Elfman, Dinner For Shmucks, Eli Wallach, Ewan MacGregor, Four Lions, Glee, Golden Globe nominations, Golden Globes, Golden Globes 2010, Golden Globes nominees, Gordon Gekko, Helen Mirren, HFPA, Hitchcock, Hollywood Foreign Press, How To Train Your Dragon, I Love You Phillip Morris, Inception, Iron Man 2, It's Kind Of A Funny Story, James Franco, Jane Lynch, Jim Carrey, John C. Reilly, John Malkovich, Johnny Depp, Kick-Ass, Knight and Day, Lea Michele, Matthew Morrison, Michael Cera, Michael Douglas, Never Let Me Go, nominations, nominees, Olivia Williams, Oscar buzz, Oscars, Pierce Brosnan, RED, Riz Ahmed, Robert Downey Jr., Rotten Tomatoes, sad joke, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Shutter Island, Slumdog Millionaire, Steve Carell, Tangled, The Fighter, The Ghost Writer, The Kids Are All Right, The King's Speech, The Other Guy, The Other Guys, The Social Network, The Tourist, The Town, The Walking Dead, The Wire, Tim Burton, Tom Cruise, Toy Story 3, Ty Burrell, Wall Street 2, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, Will Ferrell, Youth in Revolt, Zach Galifianakis
Alice in Wonderland: Curiously, Alice Is Not That Wonderful
• April 25, 2010 • 1 CommentPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: 3D, 3D film, 3D movies, Absolem, Alan Rickman, Alice, Alice in Wonderland, Anne Hathaway, Bandersnatch, Cheshire Cat, Christopher Lee, Crispin Glover, Dormouse, Helena Bonham Carter, Iloslovic Stayne, Jabberwock, Jabberwocky, Johnny Depp, Lewis Carroll, Linda Woolverton, Mad Hatter, Mallymkun, March Hare, Matt Lucas, Mia Wasikowska, Michael Sheen, Nivens McTwisp, Red Queen, Stephen Fry, The Knave of Hearts, The Mad Hatter, The White Rabbit, The Wizard of Oz, Tim Burton, Timothy Spall, Tweedledee, Tweedledum, Underland, Vorpal Sword, White Queen, White Rabbit
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus: Ledger’s Last is Lovely
• February 18, 2010 • 2 CommentsPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Andrew Garfield, Brokeback Mountain, Christopher Plummer, Colin Farrell, Doctor Parnassus, dwarfs, Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp, Jude Law, Lily Cole, Lily Cole nude, Mr. Nick, Ten Things I Hate About You, Terry Gilliam, The Brothers Grimm, The Dark Knight, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Tom Waits, Verne Troyer
Netflix Recommendation: Heat (Mann, 1995)
• July 8, 2009 • 1 CommentPosted in Netflix Recommendation
Tags: Al Pacino, Amy Brenneman, Ashley Judd, Christian Bale, Danny Trejo, Dennis Haysbert, Diane Venora, Hank Azaria, Heat, Henry Rollins, Jeremy Piven, Johnny Depp, Jon Voight, Kevin Gage, Michael Mann, Natalie Portman, Public Enemies, Robert DeNiro, Ted Levine, Tom Noonan, Tom Sizemore, Tone Loc, Val Kilmer, William Fichtner, Xander Berkeley
Public Enemies: Not Quite #1, But Worth Hunting Down
• July 2, 2009 • 1 CommentPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: 3 kernels, Billy Crudup, Channing Tatum, Christian Bale, David Wenham, Emilie de Ravin, Giovanni Ribisi, J. Edgar Hoover, John Dillinger, Johnny Depp, Leelee Sobieski, Lili Taylor, Marion Cotillard, Melvin Purvis, Michael Mann, Public Enemies, Rory Cochrane, Shawn Hatosy, Stephen Dorff, Stephen Graham
The Password is Swordfish 