Mini-Reviews: Captain Phillips, Machete Kills, Runner Runner
• October 12, 2013 • 4 CommentsPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Academy Awards, Alexa Vega, Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Barkhad Abdi, Ben Affleck, Ben Schwartz, Brad Furman, Captain Phillips, Catherine Keener, Cuba Gooding Jr., Danny Trejo, Demian Bichir, gambling, Gemma Arterton, Grindhouse, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Machete, Machete Kills, Machete Kills Again, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, nude, online poker, Oscar, Paul Greengrass, Robert Rodriguez, Runner Runner, Sofia Vergara, Somali pirates, Somalian pirates, Tom Hanks, Vanessa Hudgens, Walton Goggins, William Sadler, Yul Vazquez
Mini-Reviews: Fast & Furious 6, The Hangover Part III, Epic
• May 31, 2013 • 1 CommentPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Amanda Seyfried, Aziz Ansari, Beyonce Knowles, Blake Anderson, Bradley Cooper, Chris O'Dowd, Chris Wedge, Christoph Waltz, Colin Farrell, Dom Torretto, Dwayne Johnson, Ed Helms, Elsa Pataky, epic, Fast & Furious 6, Fast and Furious 6, Furious 6, Gal Gadot, Gina Carano, Heather Graham, Jamie Chung, Jason Sudeikis, Jeffrey Tambor, John Goodman, Jordana Brewster, Josh Hutcherson, Justin Bartha, Justin Lin, Ken Jeong, Ken Jeong's penis, Kim Kold, Ludacris, Luke Evans, Melissa McCarthy, Michelle Rodriguez, Mike Epps, Paul Walker, Pitbull, Sasha Barrese, Steven Tyler, Sung Kang, The Fast and the Furious, The Hangover 3, The Hangover Part III, The Rock, Todd Phillips, Tyrese, Vin Diesel, Zach Galifianakis
Resident Evil: Retribution: Storytelling? Ha! Give The Fans What They Want!
• September 14, 2012 • 1 CommentPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Bingbing Li, Boris Kodjoe, Film, Kevin Durand, Michelle Rodriguez, Milla Jovovich, Milla Jovovich nude, movie, Oded Fehr, Paul W.S. Anderson, Resident Evil, Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil Retribution, Sienna Guillory, Umbrella Corporation, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies
Battle: Los Angeles: This Battle Isn’t Just A Loss– It’s A Massacre
• March 24, 2011 • 1 CommentPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Aaron Eckhart, Battle: LA, Battle: Los Angeles, Bridget Moynihan, Cody Hardrict, Michael Pena, Michelle Rodriguez, Ne-Yo, Ramon Rodriguez, Taylor Handley
Machete/The Expendables: Two Violent Films Slay Me
• September 23, 2010 • Leave a CommentPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Barney Ross, Bruce Willis, Charisma Carpenter, Cheech Marin, Danny Trejo, David Zayas, Dolph Lundgren, Don Johnson, Eric Roberts, Jason Statham, Jeff Fahey, Jessica Alba, Jet Li, Lindsay Lohan, Machete, Michelle Rodriguez, Randy Couture, Robert DeNiro, Robert Rodriguez, Shea Whigham, Steve Austin, Steven Seagal, Sylvester Stallone, Terry Crews, The Expendables, Toll Road, Ying Yang
Miss LOST Already? Watch These 25 Movies
• May 24, 2010 • 4 CommentsPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: 24, 300, A Perfect Getaway, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Air Force One, Alan Dale, Ana Lucia Cortez, Andrew Divoff, Antwone Fisher, Avatar, Baz Luhrmann, Ben Affleck, Ben Linus, Bernard, Bernard Nadler, Best Picture, Blu Ray, Bolt, Brick, Caesar, Capote, Casey Affleck, Charles Widmore, Charlie Pace, Christian Bale, Claire Danes, Claire Littleton, Clifton Collins Jr., Colonel Upham, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Cynthia Watros, Daniel Dae Kim, Daniel Faraday, Daniel Roebuck, Death Proof, Dennis Lehane, Dennis Quaid, Desmond Hume, Dexter, Dharma Initiative, Dharma Orientation, Dick Hickock, Dominic Monaghan, Elizabeth Mitchell, Emilie de Ravin, Ethan Rom, Evangeline Lilly, Flash Forward, Flocke, For Love of the Game, Francois Chau, Frank Lapidus, Frequency, GI Joe, GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Gone Baby Gone, Grindhouse, Harold Perrineau, Harrison Ford, Henry Ian Cusick, Hugo Reyes, Human Target, Hurley, Ian Somerhalder, Ilana, In Cold Blood, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Jack Shephard, Jacob, James Cameron, James Ford, Jay Leno, Jeff Fahey, Jeremy Davies, Jeremy Renner, Jim Caviezel, Jin Kwon, John Locke, Jorge Garcia, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Josh Holloway, Juliet Burke, Kate Austen, Ken Leung, Kevin Costner, Kevin Durand, Kiele Sanchez, Kurt Russell, L. Scott Caldwell, Laura Linney, Leonardo DiCaprio, Leslie Arzt, Link, Little Dieter Needs to Fly, Locke, Lost, Lost Finale, Lost The End, Love Actually, Machete, Maggie Grace, Malcolm David Kelley, Man In Black, Mark Pellegrino, Martin Keamy, Matthew Fox, MC Gainey, Mercutio, Merry, Michael Dawson, Michael Emerson, Michelle Rodriguez, Mikhail, Miles Straume, Mission: Impossible 2, Mr. Eko, Mr. Friendly, Naveen Andrews, Nestor Carbonelli, Nikki, Oz, Paolo, Paul Giamatti, Pierre Chang, Planet Terror, Primal Fear, Quentin Tarantino, Racer X, Rescue Dawn, Rian Johnson, Richard Alpert, Robert Rodriguez, Robin Hood, Rodrigo Santoro, Romeo and Juliet, Rose, Rose Nadler, Saïd Taghmaoui, Saving Private Ryan, Saw, Sawyer, Sayid Jarrah, Seinfeld, Sideways, Smoke Monster, Smokey, Smokin Aces, Speed Racer, Terry O'Quinn, The Blob, The Brothers Bloom, The End, The Fugitive, The Hurt Locker, The Late Shift, The Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, The Mummy Returns, The Sopranos, Titus Welliver, Tom Cruise, Tom Friendly, Tombstone, Tommy Lee Jones, Truman Capote, V, Val Kilmer, Walt, Werner Herzog, William Mapother, William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Wolverine, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Xerxes
The Top Ten Moments in LOST History
• February 2, 2010 • 1 CommentPosted in Listmania, The Thoughts of Russell Hainline
Tags: Alan Dale, Alex Rousseau, Ana Lucia Cortez, Ben Linus, Bernard Nadler, Boone Carlyle, Carlton Cuse, Charles Widmore, Charlie Pace, Charlotte Lewis, Christian Shephard, Claire Littleton, Cynthia Watros, Damon Lindelof, Daniel Dae Kim, Daniel Faraday, Danielle Rousseau, Desmond Hume, Dominic Monaghan, Elizabeth Mitchell, Emilie de Ravin, Ethan Rom, Evangeline Lily, Frank Lapidus, Harold Perrineau, Henry Gale, Henry Ian Cusick, Hugo Reyes, Hurley Reyes, Ian Somerhalder, Ilana, Jack Shephard, James Ford, Jeff Fahey, Jeremy Davies, Jin Kwon, JJ Abrams, John Locke, John Terry, Jorge Garcia, Josh Holloway, Juliet Burke, Kate Austen, Ken Leung, L. Scott Caldwell, Libby, Lost, Maggie Grace, Malcolm David Kelley, Matthew Fox, MC Gainey, Michael Dawson, Michael Emerson, Michelle Rodriguez, Miles Straume, Mira Furlan, Naveen Andrews, Nestor Carbonell, Rebecca Mader, Richard Alpert, Rose Nadler, Sam Anderson, Sawyer, Sayid Jarrah, Sun Kwon, Tania Raymonde, Terry O'Quinn, Tom Friendly, Walt Lloyd, William Mapother, Yunjin Kim, Zuleikha Robinson
Avatar: James Cameron Brings Christmas Early
• December 25, 2009 • 4 CommentsPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: Avatar, CCH Pounder, Dileep Rao, Dr. Grace Augustine, Eytukan, Giovanni Ribisi, Jake Sully, James Cameron, Joel David Moore, Laz Alonso, Mauro Fiore, Michelle Rodriguez, Miles Quaritch, Moat, Na'Vi, Naytiri, Norm Spellman, Pandora, Parker Selfridge, Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Tsu'tey, unobtainium, Wes Studi, Zoe Saldana
Fast and Furious: A Pointless Review of a Criticproof Flick
• April 11, 2009 • Leave a CommentPosted in Film Reviews
Tags: action, cars, Download, Fast and Furious, Jordana Brewster, Justin Lin, Laz Alonso, Michelle Rodriguez, Paul Walker, Sequels, Vin Diesel
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