The Password is Swordfish

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• poured a craft beer for myself. didn’t care for the taste. decided instead of wasting beer that I’d turn it into a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 28 minutes ago
• RT @geraldinreverse: well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions 56 minutes ago
• @newzedland that doesn't address my evil squirrels tho 56 minutes ago
• pitch: a remake of JOHN WICK. my dog is my dog. the Russians are played by the squirrels that routinely torment my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 hour ago
• if anyone says to you “so I wrote an open letter,” bolt from the room so quickly that you leave behind a smoke silh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 hours ago